Sunday, February 18, 2007
Myth One - Oral and anal sex isn't really sex. Therefore, you can still be a virgin and do it.My darling coeds, denial ain't just a river in Egypt. Sex is sex. Period. This train of thought is about as ridiculous as claiming you never inhaled despite all the marijuana you purchased. Oral sex is sex involving someone's mouth while attempting to get someone else to orgasm. Anal sex involves someone's anus being played with and usually penetrated with something - a penis, fingers or "other" for the orgasmic enjoyment of one or two people. It is still sex. You cannot lawyer this one into something innocent and nonsexual. The dictionary definition of virgin is someone who has never had sexual intercourse. If you have tried to bring someone to orgasm with the aid of your mouth or been on the receiving end of an attempt then you are not a virgin. Sorry all you virgin wannabes, but maybe this is a good time for you to come to terms with your sexuality and stop hiding behind a false label. Myth Two - Men are physically and mentally incapable of locating the clitoris.Men are not incapable of locating the clitoris, but they are easily mislead, and so it must be the job of every woman to help her male sexual partner(s) become acquainted with her clitoris. It would appear the clitoris serves no other purpose than to give women an incentive to have sex and therefore continue the species. With this in mind, it is in the best interest of every woman's sexual partner to be on a first name basis with her clitoris. If naming her clitoris helps you become friendlier, then so be it. Names like "Love Button," "The Pearl" and "Mustang Sally" are all popular choices. If you are not 100 percent certain where your partner's clitoris is located, then ask her, and stop this wild goose chase. However, if even she isn't sure where her clitoris is, then both of you have some fun research ahead. Of course, she could ask her OB/GYN to point it out to her, or you two could go to Wikipedia and check out the entry and pictures. Then, try to find her clitoris in the same general vicinity, and when your search starts to feel really, really, REALLY good to her, you have found "The Spot . " Congratulations. Mazel Tov!
Myth Three - Semen is a good source of protein.This is one of those urban legends that will probably never die. Nevertheless, in the name of education and science, let's get down to the facts. For some unknown reason, people have actually tested the nutritional content of semen. Chalk it up to bored scientists, I guess. The average amount of ejaculated semen is one teaspoon or 6cc. This teaspoon of semen contains 5-7 calories and less than 1 gram of protein. Considering women need an average of 47 grams of protein a day, and men need 60 grams of protein daily, semen seems like a pretty hard way to meet your protein needs 1 gram at a time. Instead, go to Seymour's and grab a turkey sandwich. They taste better, too.
Myth Three - Semen is a good source of protein.This is one of those urban legends that will probably never die. Nevertheless, in the name of education and science, let's get down to the facts. For some unknown reason, people have actually tested the nutritional content of semen. Chalk it up to bored scientists, I guess. The average amount of ejaculated semen is one teaspoon or 6cc. This teaspoon of semen contains 5-7 calories and less than 1 gram of protein. Considering women need an average of 47 grams of protein a day, and men need 60 grams of protein daily, semen seems like a pretty hard way to meet your protein needs 1 gram at a time. Instead, go to Seymour's and grab a turkey sandwich. They taste better, too.
